There’s no escape. Until, my tried-and-true classic ripcord move. It's quite simple and most importantly, hilarious. It allows us to extricate ourselves from the aforementioned type that just won't leave you alone.

The day began as one of those perfect bluebird ski days in Colorado... not a cloud in the sky, snow crunchy and crisp, with weather just warm enough to break out the one-piece spring ski suits. In other words, the perfect conditions to chase men. 

Webster formally defines a·vail·a·ble as: not otherwise occupied; free to do something. Informally as: not currently involved in a sexual or romantic relationship. But to us women, what does available actually mean...?